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a-little-bi-furious:

Has anybody thought about the PDS youtube community though?

Sure you’ve got your extremist stuff, but I’ll bet you the top videos would be something like:

"tutorial: applying coverup makeup"

"shit non-risen people say to PDS sufferers"

"PDS jackass stunts"

"tips on pretending to eat"

"queer pds girls looking for queer pds girls"

"sorry for vlog hiatus I died"

"how to pass as living in job interviews"

"watch jack eat his own leg"

kqedscience:

Russian Space Experiment On Gecko Sex Goes Awry
“Space is a dangerous place. That message resonated again on Monday, when the Russian Federal Space Agency — Roscosmos — announced that a team of experimental geckos tasked with copulating while in orbit did not survive their journey.
"All geckos, unfortunately, died," the space agency said in a terse statement.
Roscosmos is launching an investigation into the exact circumstances surrounding the geckos’ deaths, but the mission seemed star-crossed from the start.”
Learn more from NPR.

I can just SEE the lab report on this one.Question: Can geckos fuck in space?Hypothesis: Geckos can fuck in space.Results: Geckos all died on the way up. therefore, geckos cannot fuck in space.Suggested Further Research: Can geckos survive space travel?

kqedscience:

Russian Space Experiment On Gecko Sex Goes Awry

Space is a dangerous place. That message resonated again on Monday, when the Russian Federal Space Agency — Roscosmos — announced that a team of experimental geckos tasked with copulating while in orbit did not survive their journey.

"All geckos, unfortunately, died," the space agency said in a terse statement.

Roscosmos is launching an investigation into the exact circumstances surrounding the geckos’ deaths, but the mission seemed star-crossed from the start.”

Learn more from NPR.

I can just SEE the lab report on this one.

Question: Can geckos fuck in space?

Hypothesis: Geckos can fuck in space.

Results: Geckos all died on the way up. therefore, geckos cannot fuck in space.

Suggested Further Research: Can geckos survive space travel?


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When you wish those were fake subs

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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listoflifehacks:

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

watched so much Naruto over the past few days that the word “nakama” no longer has meaning. 

IVE WATCHED SO MUCH ANIME I REACHED SEMANTIC SATIATION IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T ACTUALLY SPEAK.

Just. Let that sink in.

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.